Dagmar Miura Dream Report
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Massive Cavern Under NYC

Negotiations bring underground neighborhood to light



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Major Revisions in Legal Jargon

Latin term replaced with modern English


Woman Shares Coed Prison Cell: click for details

Travelers Board Separate Planes

New Arts Center Designed

Woman Takes Shopping Advice

Rocket Launches Fail

Beachside Buggy Competition

Sink Repairs Successful

Confusing Pole Dance

Objects Dropped in Pool

Renovations Done with Telepathy

Full-room Tie-dying Technique

TV Interviewee in Projectile Vomiting Incident

Basement Car Escape

Cattle-laden Helicopter Crashes at Beach

Studebaker Eventually Enters Junkyard

Massive Snake Attack

Man Seeks Own Front Door

Medicine vials appear on neighbor’s step

Falling Raft Fire Shock

Monkey, witness exchange sparks

Miss Piggy Found to Be Queen of the Earth

Forced to dance to funky music, man escapes with the help of Buddy Ebsen

Hot-spring Mukluk Incident

Boot soaked; friend surprisingly “erudite”

Renovations Done with Telepathy

Group redecorates their building with mental power alone

Porn Video Sent from Corporate Computer

Instigator caught, remorseful

Gossip Presages Restroom Search

Pod toilets host meetings

Cuba Trip off to a Disorganized Start

Late to airport, man walks backward to “look cool”

Van Parking Ends in Crashes

Tween blamed for fender-bender

Woman Time Travels, Goes Shopping

Visits with friends and family

Basement Car Escape

SUV departs crowded auto-storage basement

Man Meets Blue God

Charged with symbolic tasks

Lawyer Refuses Estate Disbursement

Dining set described as “huge” and “cool“

Vacationing Woman Sees UFO

Eastern Europe sighting expected

Beachside Buggy Competition

Surfers shave heads, crash baby carriages

Apartment Trashed With Water Toy

Residents return to burned, soaked rooms

Gunshots Sound at Film Opening

Actor Knoxville appeared “injured”

Multiple Doors Uncovered

Impact on future implied

Elderly Shoppers Swarm Supermarket

Vans lined up in parking lot; atmosphere “odd”

Giant Robot Stalks City

Snow used to disable electronic menace

Padmé in lewd street dance

Star Wars princess “bumps and grinds”


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